The picture shows the, hideous and disfiguring, injury inflicted upon me my by callous, cruel and unfeeling fiancée. Perpetrated under the guise of ‘larking about’ the wound was caused by a viciously wielded umbrella. It is by luck alone that my sight was undamaged. Indeed, as I remonstrated just after the wicked wench giggled at my suffering, “You could have had my eye out with that…!”
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