Sunday, July 31, 2005

Jacob


Jacob
Originally uploaded by Canon Fodder.
Just to prove scientists are mad, on of the white coated buffoons cloned Jacob. Arrrgggghhhh!

Saturday, July 30, 2005

Eyes


Eyes
Originally uploaded by Canon Fodder.
The picture shows the, hideous and disfiguring, injury inflicted upon me my by callous, cruel and unfeeling fiancĂ©e. Perpetrated under the guise of ‘larking about’ the wound was caused by a viciously wielded umbrella. It is by luck alone that my sight was undamaged. Indeed, as I remonstrated just after the wicked wench giggled at my suffering, “You could have had my eye out with that…!”

Friday, July 22, 2005

Natures wonders...


sm_wHardRock
Originally uploaded by my3rdcareer.
Found this on Flickr... Not sure if its real, but it made me laugh either way.

I got this reply from my3rdcareer...

Everyone knows the rock who lives around there... not photoshop on the rock itself... I did move the rock in the picture a few... feet to get it more in position for the model.... but that was it.

So I have sent this...
Hi,
Well thank you for clearing that up for me. As you may of noticed from my profile, I'm not from Utah.
Says something about Photoshop and photo editing, that it is now easier to move a large geological ediface, than get a model to take a few steps. Still, I expect the heels on those wonderful boots were killing her. };o))

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

ModelPlanes


ModelPlanes
Originally uploaded by Canon Fodder.
Well my Dad sent me this picture of his plane. It is the one at the front. Thought I'd post it up for all to see.

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Friday, July 08, 2005

Godlike


Godlike
Originally uploaded by Canon Fodder.
Finally I am recognised by others of note that I truly am Godlike! In all honesty I was as surprised as anyone when the computer screamed out that word. I was still on a high from making Rampage. So can I still call myself Canon Fodder? Can canon fodder be Godlike? Each time you are killed, or if you kill someone in Unreal it puts the message on the screen, “You were killed by…” with the name of the perpetrator inserted where the dots are. It is just begging for a humorous name. Jake simply calls himself “A Ten Year Old” so that each victim is told, “You were killed by A Ten Year Old.” I’ve seen others called Accident, Mistake, A Virus and Greed. But if I rename myself what should I choose? Syphilis has sprung to mind as has God. A large selection of improbable murderers seem promising, such as Bambi or Tinky Winki, but I don’t think I want to go around with an alias of Tinky Winky. I’m going to give this some thought, but if you have any suggestions just click on the envelope to the right of the word comments just below this article.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Faces


Faces
Originally uploaded by Canon Fodder.
Well I have let the blog go a bit... mostly because I have been super busy. Lorii is over the hotel tonight, so I've had a chance to sit down in front of the computer and catch up. That said there is so much to write about I'm not going to get it done in one sitting.

Above is a picture of the family plus one at the Cancer Research Race for Life. Chris entered officially, Jake and his friend Rachel kept her company.

Other news I'll enter later: I now have an iPod mini, and I tried for a new job, but did not get it.

Will write more soon...